Mile 1. This is going to be pretty easy
Mile 2. Oh that's cool they have free stuff and bands @ every mile
Mile 3. Hey a 5k isn't so bad
Mile 4. Are you serious a guy in a wheelchair just finished
Mile 5. Ugh this gel pack just made me throw up a lil bit
Mile 6. Oh my gosh I am just half way there! Jesus please let it rain!
Mile 7. It is really hot... this hurts really bad, hey was that a 8 year old girl?
Mile 8. Wait a second I am going to make it!
Mile 9. I am definitely not going to make it!
Mile 10. I am not running a marathon...I am not here...I am at home sitting in my recliner watching TV, this is all a dream. Did that guy seriously just offer me a beer?
Mile 11. 2 More to go!
Mile 12. Sweet Jesus what have I signed myself up for
Mile 13. I just wanna lay down...where can I sit...oh more free stuff.